Dan Goldman ([info]dangoldman) wrote,
@ 2006-05-07 09:16:00
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Introducing... Cujones the Squirrel!!


Meet CUJONES, my new friend. He's a local squirrel who travels the treeline along Saint Marks Avenue; we've gotten tight since I started leaving nuts on the windowsill for him. I named him Cujones after he began climbing my window screen and I noticed his large healthy testicles.








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[info]incogvito
2006-05-07 01:52 pm UTC (link)
I'm literally going on 5 minutes straight of laughing

lightning in a bottle

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[info]dangoldman
2006-05-07 02:07 pm UTC (link)
It's the little things... or the furry, grape-sized things.

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[info]benchilada
2006-05-07 01:55 pm UTC (link)
Not Jewish.

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[info]dangoldman
2006-05-07 02:00 pm UTC (link)
I thought the same thing... until he ignored the peanuts (which we all know are goys-only) and selected only sunflower seeds and salted cashews. It's practically a Seinfeld plot.

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[info]chatterbox_dc
2006-05-07 02:12 pm UTC (link)
WHY did I click that link? WHY?

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[info]rami_efal
2006-05-07 05:52 pm UTC (link)
This is great! :D

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awe man!
[info]marden
2006-05-08 07:41 pm UTC (link)
you get all the pets on your side! i only get ot look down on the screaming duo's dogs. well, i can see the lesbians dogs. but no where near as fun as actual squirrl nuts in your face :)

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